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Name: sam. like just sam. I am only sam
B-day: 12/11/98 (sorry not sorry u.k. users lmao)
Gender: girl
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 183 (I haven't had a stable weight for likw 2 years)
Innie/Outie: innie
Hair color: brown
Eye color: "wtf" like hazel??
Occupation: trash
Medical issues: depression, anxiety, ticking disorder NOS, chronic shin splints... ambliopia (type of lazy eye)..... what the literal fuck ?
Do you...
Cut yourself: not anymore 8^)
Dance: only if you count flailing around during warmup in choir
Like politics: ECH
Know how to use chopsticks: more flailing
Like guys: no
Like girls: no I hate like everyone
Have large breasts: yeah but like I'm overweight
Have big hips/butt: yeah but like again I'm overweight lmao
Have a long penis: 8 incher, I call it "the clitoris"
Shave: haha fuck that noise!
Shower everyday: nah
Have a dirty mind: 8^)
Like (any kind of) sex: never done it
Like cuddling: only with me mom
Which do you prefer? Choice One/Two, both or neither...
Coke or Pepsi: neither, I fucking hate soda
Popcorn or Pizza: pizza, I fucking hate popcorn
Day or Night: night because it's the only time I'm not CONSTANTLY FALLING THE FUCK ASLEEP
Batman or Spiderman: neither lmao
Metal or Screamo: neither
Goths or Emos: no
Makeup or Accessories: nah
Black or white: ??? as in race??? idgi
Heads or Tails: tails
Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter: neither
Penis or Vagina: lik my statis if u like PENUS. like my status if u like vagina
Pads or Tampons: p a d s
Alcohol or Drugs: no
Journal or Diary: journal
Ecchi or hentai:hentai
Fast or workout: idk I just kind of exist
Greeks or Romans: g... greeks??? idk
Shaved or unshaven penis/vagina: idk
Bed or Couch: bed
Cake or Cookies: brb having a very trying moment of my life
Strawberry or Cherry: cherry
Panties or Thongs: panties
Cartoons or Anime: idc
Internet or TV: internet
Facebook or Twitter: neither, fuck em both
Text or Sext: text
Pink or Yellow: yellow
Smile or Stoic: ?? idk
Dominant or Submissive: submissive tbhhh
iPhone or Android: android lmao
Yuri or Yaoi: pls no
Dive or Canon-ball: canon ball
Cats or Dogs: idk man depends on the dog like if it's a small yappy dog then cats but if it's a bigger dog then dogs
Fantasy or Sci-Fi: fantasy ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
Would you:
Drink hot sauce: no thanks
Eat a dog: only if it was necessary to my survival i.e. zombie apocalypse and a dead dog is just there
Adopt an orphan: if I felt like I could handle a kid yea sure
Kill someone: if I weren't so much of a weenie probably
Have sex with your partner: prob
Go down on a guy/girl:
Give someone a lap dance:
Kiss a guy: prob
Kiss a girl: apparently so bcz I already have lol
Get high: no
Get drunk: n o
Leave the toilet lid up: I tried to pee with the lid up before and it didn't work so well I just fell in
Wear a maid outfit: nah
Wear latex: I kinda have to if I'm gonna clean my lizard's shit
Short answers
Favorite lines from songs: [turns the edge up to max]
"may your love never end
and if you need a friend
there's a seat here alongside me"
also
"I don't know what's worth fighting for, or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate, and say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way, I know it's not alright
so I'm breaking the habit tonight"
Insults you have been called: asshole, bitch, whore, I believe cunt, pretty sure hideous cock
Some of your goals: do ur fukin homeowrk
Are you gay/bi/trans/pan/etc?: idk man
Name: sam. like just sam. I am only sam
B-day: 12/11/98 (sorry not sorry u.k. users lmao)
Gender: girl
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 183 (I haven't had a stable weight for likw 2 years)
Innie/Outie: innie
Hair color: brown
Eye color: "wtf" like hazel??
Occupation: trash
Medical issues: depression, anxiety, ticking disorder NOS, chronic shin splints... ambliopia (type of lazy eye)..... what the literal fuck ?
Do you...
Cut yourself: not anymore 8^)
Dance: only if you count flailing around during warmup in choir
Like politics: ECH
Know how to use chopsticks: more flailing
Like guys: no
Like girls: no I hate like everyone
Have large breasts: yeah but like I'm overweight
Have big hips/butt: yeah but like again I'm overweight lmao
Have a long penis: 8 incher, I call it "the clitoris"
Shave: haha fuck that noise!
Shower everyday: nah
Have a dirty mind: 8^)
Like (any kind of) sex: never done it
Like cuddling: only with me mom
Which do you prefer? Choice One/Two, both or neither...
Coke or Pepsi: neither, I fucking hate soda
Popcorn or Pizza: pizza, I fucking hate popcorn
Day or Night: night because it's the only time I'm not CONSTANTLY FALLING THE FUCK ASLEEP
Batman or Spiderman: neither lmao
Metal or Screamo: neither
Goths or Emos: no
Makeup or Accessories: nah
Black or white: ??? as in race??? idgi
Heads or Tails: tails
Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter: neither
Penis or Vagina: lik my statis if u like PENUS. like my status if u like vagina
Pads or Tampons: p a d s
Alcohol or Drugs: no
Journal or Diary: journal
Ecchi or hentai:
Fast or workout: idk I just kind of exist
Greeks or Romans: g... greeks??? idk
Shaved or unshaven penis/vagina: idk
Bed or Couch: bed
Cake or Cookies: brb having a very trying moment of my life
Strawberry or Cherry: cherry
Panties or Thongs: panties
Cartoons or Anime: idc
Internet or TV: internet
Facebook or Twitter: neither, fuck em both
Text or Sext: text
Pink or Yellow: yellow
Smile or Stoic: ?? idk
Dominant or Submissive: submissive tbhhh
iPhone or Android: android lmao
Yuri or Yaoi: pls no
Dive or Canon-ball: canon ball
Cats or Dogs: idk man depends on the dog like if it's a small yappy dog then cats but if it's a bigger dog then dogs
Fantasy or Sci-Fi: fantasy ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
Would you:
Drink hot sauce: no thanks
Eat a dog: only if it was necessary to my survival i.e. zombie apocalypse and a dead dog is just there
Adopt an orphan: if I felt like I could handle a kid yea sure
Kill someone: if I weren't so much of a weenie probably
Have sex with your partner: prob
Give someone a lap dance:
Kiss a guy: prob
Kiss a girl: apparently so bcz I already have lol
Get high: no
Get drunk: n o
Leave the toilet lid up: I tried to pee with the lid up before and it didn't work so well I just fell in
Wear a maid outfit: nah
Wear latex: I kinda have to if I'm gonna clean my lizard's shit
Short answers
Favorite lines from songs: [turns the edge up to max]
"may your love never end
and if you need a friend
there's a seat here alongside me"
also
"I don't know what's worth fighting for, or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate, and say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way, I know it's not alright
so I'm breaking the habit tonight"
Insults you have been called: asshole, bitch, whore, I believe cunt, pretty sure hideous cock
Some of your goals: do ur fukin homeowrk
Are you gay/bi/trans/pan/etc?: idk man
really gassy
I have allthese fantrolls and nothin to do with them why
hi
[catapults own characters off cliff] haha gr0ss
these STOLEN MEMES
-Do you get panic attacks a lot?
idefk. prob not
-Do you believe in conspiracy theories?
not rlly unless there's good facts to support it
-Are you afraid of death?
ya tbh
-Do you believe in god?
eEh?H?HHH?????????????????????
-Have you ever considered becoming a satanist?
yeah when I was like 12
-Do you sympathize with certain cruel individuals?
no lol
-Do you feel you are insane?
from time to time but like. not in the 12 yr old edge definition. the actual shit bruh.
Do you take any medication? if so, how many?
like. 5
-Do you have friends or are you a loner?
yea I have friends and they all send me FUCKING LINKS
-Would you p
[rips off noah's fingers]
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. sam
2. spag
3. raccoon
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD (All Current):
1. tazira
2. spaghettimaster
3. ??? I'm always spaghettimaster lmao
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. roblox
2. struggling for a reset bag
3. beat up blisseys with reshiram
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. pokemon skill
2. I'm funny lmao
3. idk?
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. pokemon skill
2. Self hating
3. Laze
THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. I'm just some kind of gourde
THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. anything involving alternate copies in alternate universes of people
2. finding out
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