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I stole it from :iconaerialnavigation: lol

Name: sam. like just sam. I am only sam
B-day: 12/11/98 (sorry not sorry u.k. users lmao)
Gender: girl
Height: 5'3"
Weight: 183 (I haven't had a stable weight for likw 2 years)
Innie/Outie: innie
Hair color: brown
Eye color: "wtf" like hazel??
Occupation: trash
Medical issues: depression, anxiety, ticking disorder NOS, chronic shin splints...  ambliopia (type of lazy eye)..... what the literal fuck ?

Do you...
Cut yourself: not anymore 8^)
Dance: only if you count flailing around during warmup in choir
Like politics: ECH
Know how to use chopsticks: more flailing
Like guys: no
Like girls: no I hate like everyone
Have large breasts: yeah but like I'm overweight
Have big hips/butt: yeah but like again I'm overweight lmao
Have a long penis: 8 incher, I call it "the clitoris"
Shave: haha fuck that noise!
Shower everyday: nah
Have a dirty mind: 8^)
Like (any kind of) sex: never done it
Like cuddling: only with me mom

Which do you prefer? Choice One/Two, both or neither...
Coke or Pepsi: neither, I fucking hate soda
Popcorn or Pizza: pizza, I fucking hate popcorn
Day or Night: night because it's the only time I'm not CONSTANTLY FALLING THE FUCK ASLEEP
Batman or Spiderman: neither lmao
Metal or Screamo: neither
Goths or Emos: no
Makeup or Accessories: nah
Black or white: ??? as in race??? idgi
Heads or Tails: tails
Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter: neither
Penis or Vagina: lik my statis if u like PENUS. like my status if u like vagina
Pads or Tampons: p a d s
Alcohol or Drugs: no
Journal or Diary: journal
Ecchi or hentai: hentai
Fast or workout: idk I just kind of exist
Greeks or Romans: g... greeks??? idk
Shaved or unshaven penis/vagina: idk
Bed or Couch: bed
Cake or Cookies: brb having a very trying moment of my life
Strawberry or Cherry: cherry
Panties or Thongs: panties
Cartoons or Anime: idc
Internet or TV: internet
Facebook or Twitter: neither, fuck em both
Text or Sext: text
Pink or Yellow: yellow
Smile or Stoic: ?? idk
Dominant or Submissive: submissive tbhhh
iPhone or Android: android lmao
Yuri or Yaoi: pls no
Dive or Canon-ball: canon ball
Cats or Dogs: idk man depends on the dog like if it's a small yappy dog then cats but if it's a bigger dog then dogs
Fantasy or Sci-Fi: fantasy ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

Would you:
Drink hot sauce: no thanks
Eat a dog: only if it was necessary to my survival i.e. zombie apocalypse and a dead dog is just there
Adopt an orphan: if I felt like I could handle a kid yea sure
Kill someone: if I weren't so much of a weenie probably
Have sex with your partner: prob
Go down on a guy/girl:
Give someone a lap dance:

Kiss a guy: prob
Kiss a girl: apparently so bcz I already have lol
Get high: no
Get drunk: n o
Leave the toilet lid up: I tried to pee with the lid up before and it didn't work so well I just fell in
Wear a maid outfit: nah
Wear latex: I kinda have to if I'm gonna clean my lizard's shit


Short answers

Favorite lines from songs:
 [turns the edge up to max]
"may your love never end
and if you need a friend
there's a seat here alongside me
"
also
"I don't know what's worth fighting for, or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate, and say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way, I know it's not alright
so I'm breaking the habit tonight
"

Insults you have been called: asshole, bitch, whore, I believe cunt, pretty sure hideous cock
Some of your goals: do ur fukin homeowrk

Are you gay/bi/trans/pan/etc?: idk man
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